Rocks at a Riot

I want to sell rocks at a riot
Yeah, I want that concession stand
I'd have the fastest growing bizness
In all of americaland.

Two fidee for a rock
4 dallahs for a brick
5 bucks fa sumthin' mo substantial
If you really want to do the trick

I want to sell rocks at a riot
I've got a helluva marketing plan
I'll have the fastest growing bizness
In all of americaland.

I'll urge the crowd to more violence
Just like a provacateur
I'll help it grow in geometric progression
Into a rebellion strong and sure

I'll transform the angry to militant
And push the timid to be bold
That way we can move from rocks to rockets
And increase profits a hundred-fold

I want to sell rocks at a riot
I'll make them a major brand
I'll have the fastest growing bizness
In all of americaland.

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